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Every Hat In TF2 by ashlelang Every Hat In TF2 by ashlelang
**AS OF BEFORE THE HALLOWEEN UPDATE! Bleh. They added at least 50 hats. I'll put them in, damnit! I'll go the distance!

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If you've wondered why I haven't been on TF2 for the last few, erm, months, well, here's a visual essay.

When I asked my friend for advice on this. He said, "my only advice is to never do it again."

Check out the pain live on youtube here: youtu.be/DACaMdErjkE !

Producing it was a pain, that is. But seeing it finished is glory!

Before you ask:
-I know the spy can't equip most of these hats ingame. But how would you know anyway? He's invisible.
-All the hats are there except the 'hatless' headgears; I thought of showing them as a box of hairgel or a severed head or something but I had the feeling it'd elicit more questions than otherwise.
-The misc. items that could have otherwise qualified as hats - like the Large Luchador - were not included. I had to stay sane somehow and most of them were facial hair and other bits that were hard to stack.
-Best hat: Towering Pillar of Hats. It's so majestic!
-Worst hat: Geisha Boy. EW!
-The Cheater's Lament is there! Not sure why it's hard to find! But then again I had my nose in this for 50 hours...

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UPDATE: This has been featured on Gameinformer and Kotaku! So cool! But the best reaction by far was that of my mom.
MOM: "Why is that man smoking?"
ME: "It's a character in a game, mom. I don't advocate smoking."
MOM: "Oh, good. I'm relieved. Is that that Team Force 3 game your boyfriend's always playing?"
ME: "Yes. Yes it is."
MOM: "I tried printing it out, but it's too long. I'm going to have to tape it together."

hehe...

CAN YOU NAME THEM ALL?
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:iconmathav-13:
MatHav-13 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
                 NEW ITEM ACQUIRED! 

YOU FOUND:  THE 300 HAT HAT
                      LEVEL 9000 HAT      
             BECAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT?                                             
 
       
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:iconagent001100:
Agent001100 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2015
Is there a B.M.O.C  ? :T
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:iconandyvncreations:
Andyvncreations Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2015
This is outdated 
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:iconjustarandomgourgeist:
JustaRandomGourgeist Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
there's plenty more
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:iconthewhisperingdiscord:
Thewhisperingdiscord Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2015  Student Filmographer
it's...it's....I can't even find the words to describe this beauty..
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:iconsteeleskull:
steeleskull Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015
This....
IS A THING OF BEAUTY
You are amazing
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:iconsethisham:
sethisham Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015
valve should make this a hat
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:iconamyemi3:
AmyEmi3 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
i luv u
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:iconshiningpaint:
ShiningPaint Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
now nobody will ever notice you spy!
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:iconjahenios:
Jahenios Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dat... Spy...
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:iconautumnslaninka:
AutumnSlaninka Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015
Man, i wonder what his favorite class is... and how much many he spent... and how many hours he has played....
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:iconjoethevenezuelan:
JoeTheVenezuelan Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Spy is so sneaky 
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:iconadelina2007:
adelina2007 Featured By Owner May 27, 2015
how many hats are?
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:iconjadedacatl106:
jadedacatl106 Featured By Owner May 23, 2015  Student General Artist
Nope, I don't think I can name them all.
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:icondarek0937:
darek0937 Featured By Owner May 2, 2015
oh man if the wearer tripped it was timber all until the end of the map
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:iconcyborgebolt:
cyborgebolt Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
one scrap. TRADE NAOW
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:iconnope3330:
nope3330 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How long did this take? O-O
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:icongameluvingwolf:
GameluvingWolf Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
The lenght of all the hats combined shows how important hats are in the game on a scale !,, it it is also a proof that Gaben is rich >:'O
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:icongecko-7:
Gecko-7 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2015  Student Digital Artist
This is how you win Hat Fortress 2! Ekud; The trendwh0re extra0rdinaire! 
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:icondodgerocket54:
DodgeRocket54 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015  Student Artist
wow thats a lot of hats  Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! Wizard Hat, complete with Wizard Fire! Poof! 
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:iconproblematiccat:
ProblematicCat Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my
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:iconsergeant-sunflower:
Sergeant-Sunflower Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015
Shortly, the hat tower would reach outer space.=P
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:iconkiphin:
Kiphin Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
nice
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:icongurraeye:
GurRaeye Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I knew that was a long list of hats.. But I didn't quite expect that much in one picture.
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:iconbumpapumpa:
Bumpapumpa Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
all those hats and not a single unusual
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:iconnekuz:
NekuZ Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
he, anyone gonna found you
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:icongarfl2:
garfl2 Featured By Owner Edited Feb 16, 2015
ha
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:iconitaketomuchmedicine:
Itaketomuchmedicine Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
Amazing job dude!
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:iconjogsosog:
jogsosog Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
Great work, dude.
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:icon2pinka:
2Pinka Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014
great job
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:iconsonicboomgaming:
Sonicboomgaming Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014
And counting!!!!!!!!!
But really velve add more wepon
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:icongatiheliceloquita:
Amazing
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:iconphillipzu:
Phillipzu Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Wow. o.o
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:iconrazgriz-3:
Razgriz-3 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
This is amazing.
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:iconsinguporlogin:
singuporlogin Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014
10/10
has a gibus
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:iconspy0027:
SPY0027 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014
WOW!
So.Many.Hats.
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:iconfoxxandmexx:
FOXXANDMEXX Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fucking hell. You're amazing. *notices its stars gf from the "More from ashlelang" on the right. HOLY SHIT.
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:iconsuperpika293:
superpika293 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
The  greatest spy ever.
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:iconwriter-cm:
writer-cm Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014
and then a pyro airblast the spy...
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:iconmarikuna1998:
marikuna1998 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist
Holy Dooley! xD That's reeeally awesome! xD
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:iconpowerzzz21:
powerzzz21 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Now this is a Tower of Hats.
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:iconplutonian-frostmonky:
Plutonian-Frostmonky Featured By Owner Edited Oct 24, 2014  Student Writer
Have mercy on me, I am as presumptuous as I ma poor and irish
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:iconmrtommaya:
MrTommaya Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014
Truly amazing. 10/10 would bang.
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:iconprofessionalperv-69:
professionalperv-69 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What's funny is, there are single hats with unusual effects that sell for more than every hat in this image combined. I know of one that was valued at ~$12500.
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:iconrosethepromc:
RosetheProMC Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014  Student Digital Artist
this is legendary
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:iconmarikuna1998:
marikuna1998 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist
Sure xD
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:iconyouzin:
YouZin Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
it's brilliant :iconclapplz:
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:iconreaper334:
reaper334 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This is So amazing ♥
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:icontf2femsniper:
TF2Femsniper Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014
(me) *pushes spy and grabs as much as hats as i can* XD
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:iconaybfim:
AYBfim Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I came here from the video. You are amazing! Great piece!
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