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Every Hat In TF2 by ashlelang Every Hat In TF2 by ashlelang
**AS OF BEFORE THE HALLOWEEN UPDATE! Bleh. They added at least 50 hats. I'll put them in, damnit! I'll go the distance!

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If you've wondered why I haven't been on TF2 for the last few, erm, months, well, here's a visual essay.

When I asked my friend for advice on this. He said, "my only advice is to never do it again."

Check out the pain live on youtube here: youtu.be/DACaMdErjkE !

Producing it was a pain, that is. But seeing it finished is glory!

Before you ask:
-I know the spy can't equip most of these hats ingame. But how would you know anyway? He's invisible.
-All the hats are there except the 'hatless' headgears; I thought of showing them as a box of hairgel or a severed head or something but I had the feeling it'd elicit more questions than otherwise.
-The misc. items that could have otherwise qualified as hats - like the Large Luchador - were not included. I had to stay sane somehow and most of them were facial hair and other bits that were hard to stack.
-Best hat: Towering Pillar of Hats. It's so majestic!
-Worst hat: Geisha Boy. EW!
-The Cheater's Lament is there! Not sure why it's hard to find! But then again I had my nose in this for 50 hours...

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UPDATE: This has been featured on Gameinformer and Kotaku! So cool! But the best reaction by far was that of my mom.
MOM: "Why is that man smoking?"
ME: "It's a character in a game, mom. I don't advocate smoking."
MOM: "Oh, good. I'm relieved. Is that that Team Force 3 game your boyfriend's always playing?"
ME: "Yes. Yes it is."
MOM: "I tried printing it out, but it's too long. I'm going to have to tape it together."

hehe...

CAN YOU NAME THEM ALL?
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:iconsergeant-sunflower:
Sergeant-Sunflower Featured By Owner 3 days ago
Shortly, the hat tower would reach outer space.=P
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:iconkiphin:
Kiphin Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
nice
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:icongurraeye:
GurRaeye Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I knew that was a long list of hats.. But I didn't quite expect that much in one picture.
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:iconbumpapumpa:
Bumpapumpa Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
all those hats and not a single unusual
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:iconnekuz:
NekuZ Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Student Digital Artist
he, anyone gonna found you
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:icongarfl2:
garfl2 Featured By Owner Edited Feb 16, 2015  New member
ha
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:iconitaketomuchmedicine:
Itaketomuchmedicine Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  New member
Amazing job dude!
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:iconjogsosog:
jogsosog Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
Great work, dude.
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:icon2pinka:
2Pinka Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014
great job
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:iconsonicboomgaming:
Sonicboomgaming Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014
And counting!!!!!!!!!
But really velve add more wepon
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:icongatiheliceloquita:
Amazing
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:iconlemmy-koopaling:
Lemmy-koopaling Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Wow. o.o
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:iconrazgriz-3:
Razgriz-3 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
This is amazing.
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:iconsinguporlogin:
singuporlogin Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014
10/10
has a gibus
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:iconspy0027:
SPY0027 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014
WOW!
So.Many.Hats.
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:iconfoxxandmexx:
FOXXANDMEXX Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fucking hell. You're amazing. *notices its stars gf from the "More from ashlelang" on the right. HOLY SHIT.
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:iconsuperpika293:
superpika293 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
The  greatest spy ever.
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:iconwriter-cm:
writer-cm Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014
and then a pyro airblast the spy...
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:iconmarikuna1998:
marikuna1998 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist
Holy Dooley! xD That's reeeally awesome! xD
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:iconpowerzzz21:
powerzzz21 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Now this is a Tower of Hats.
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:iconplutonian-frostmonky:
Plutonian-Frostmonky Featured By Owner Edited Oct 24, 2014  Student Writer
Have mercy on me, I am as presumptuous as I ma poor and irish
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:iconmrtommaya:
MrTommaya Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014
Truly amazing. 10/10 would bang.
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:iconprofessionalperv-69:
professionalperv-69 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What's funny is, there are single hats with unusual effects that sell for more than every hat in this image combined. I know of one that was valued at ~$12500.
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:iconrosethepromc:
RosetheProMC Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014  Student Digital Artist
this is legendary
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:iconmarikuna1998:
marikuna1998 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist
Sure xD
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:iconyouzin:
YouZin Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
it's brilliant :iconclapplz:
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:iconreaper334:
reaper334 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This is So amazing ♥
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:icontf2femsniper:
TF2Femsniper Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014
(me) *pushes spy and grabs as much as hats as i can* XD
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:iconaybfim:
AYBfim Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I came here from the video. You are amazing! Great piece!
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:iconzepfrox:
Zepfrox Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014
Where can I buy!!
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:iconyouzin:
YouZin Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAH.. hilarious!
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:iconraythefilipinogwailo:
RayTheFilipinoGwaiLo Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Sniper's gonna love this.
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:iconsilverforfun:
Silverforfun Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
Snipers a good job, MATE!
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:iconangrymordreturns:
AngryMordReturns Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
2 monocolus?
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:iconstormiesky:
StormieSky Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I LOVE THE CAT HAT! 
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:iconfunnywarnerbox300:
funnywarnerbox300 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014
MY GOD Mother of god 
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:iconblack-bladen:
BlAcK-BlADEn Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Student Filmographer
This is glorious!!
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:icondark-coco:
Dark-Coco Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014
This is awesome, it's great that you committed to every single hat at that time, amazing! :D
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:iconhyperdrivefox69:
HyperdriveFox69 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Student General Artist
....... I give the utmost respect for having the patience to not only draw this but to then turn around and paint it Well Done 
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:iconlittleenygma:
LittleEnygma Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
Amazing work.
It must have taken much effort and tenacity to get it done and it has turned out very well.
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:iconcruthania:
Cruthania Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wow how long did take you to do this
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:iconjakeuup:
jakeuup Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Student General Artist
DANG.Now that takes skill.
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:iconbobomagroto:
BoboMagroto Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
That's a lot of hats! Holy crap!
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:iconhermit9081:
Hermit9081 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It...never...ends...Icon - 054 Jian (Horrified)
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:iconthepartycrasher:
thepartycrasher Featured By Owner May 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
missed one
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:icontoihlekill:
Toihlekill Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Student General Artist
which one?
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:iconthebluemicr0:
thebluemicR0 Featured By Owner May 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Imagine all of the trading this one guy did... :iconsweetjesusplz:
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:icononegamer2envythemall:
OneGamer2EnvyThemAll Featured By Owner May 6, 2014
All the weapons would probably take up less than a third of that.
Just saying.
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:iconshykasumi5:
shykasumi5 Featured By Owner May 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
this. is. AMAZING. 
Llama Emoji-07 (Hopeless or Scared) [V1] 
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:iconparleburp:
parleburp Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
if hats were throphys you could collect...
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