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Every Hat In TF2 by ashlelang Every Hat In TF2 by ashlelang
**AS OF BEFORE THE HALLOWEEN UPDATE! Bleh. They added at least 50 hats. I'll put them in, damnit! I'll go the distance!

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If you've wondered why I haven't been on TF2 for the last few, erm, months, well, here's a visual essay.

When I asked my friend for advice on this. He said, "my only advice is to never do it again."

Check out the pain live on youtube here: youtu.be/DACaMdErjkE !

Producing it was a pain, that is. But seeing it finished is glory!

Before you ask:
-I know the spy can't equip most of these hats ingame. But how would you know anyway? He's invisible.
-All the hats are there except the 'hatless' headgears; I thought of showing them as a box of hairgel or a severed head or something but I had the feeling it'd elicit more questions than otherwise.
-The misc. items that could have otherwise qualified as hats - like the Large Luchador - were not included. I had to stay sane somehow and most of them were facial hair and other bits that were hard to stack.
-Best hat: Towering Pillar of Hats. It's so majestic!
-Worst hat: Geisha Boy. EW!
-The Cheater's Lament is there! Not sure why it's hard to find! But then again I had my nose in this for 50 hours...

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UPDATE: This has been featured on Gameinformer and Kotaku! So cool! But the best reaction by far was that of my mom.
MOM: "Why is that man smoking?"
ME: "It's a character in a game, mom. I don't advocate smoking."
MOM: "Oh, good. I'm relieved. Is that that Team Force 3 game your boyfriend's always playing?"
ME: "Yes. Yes it is."
MOM: "I tried printing it out, but it's too long. I'm going to have to tape it together."

hehe...

CAN YOU NAME THEM ALL?
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:iconstarwars888:
StarWars888 Featured By Owner 3 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The Towering Toque sounds like an appropriate name.
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:iconsasa333:
Sasa333 Featured By Owner 12 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*looks at the recent updates*
I think you need an update for that picture *smirk*
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:iconstandehman:
StanDEHman Featured By Owner 3 days ago
let's see,10% of those hats are made from metal so that will approximately weigh 20 lbs each,then for the rest of the 75% will weigh about 0.5 lbs-3 lbs.That mean the ENTIRE tower is about 6317.5 lbs,which is basically stacking 3 cars on him.
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:iconashlelang:
ashlelang Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Professional Digital Artist
best. comment. ever.
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:iconsoleplex67:
Soleplex67 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016
imagine the look on a f2p's face when he/ she sees this
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:iconjustarandomgourgeist:
JustaRandomGourgeist Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
imagine if you added all the new ones
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:iconpaddyssis2706:
Paddyssis2706 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2015
Quite the collection, but with every collection there's more to collect, so how does he add a new one?
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:iconexclamation-point001:
SO MANY FUCKING GIBUSES
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:iconthepurplewolfartist:
ThePurpleWolfArtist Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
omg xDDD
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:iconzumikaku:
Zumikaku Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2015
Oh my goodness this is amazing. Clearly this must be the most skilled spy in the world! Nobody will see him coming!
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:iconsomoist555:
Somoist555 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Because no one will see the, say, 90-foot tall stack of hats lumbering above them!
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:iconzumikaku:
Zumikaku Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015
Eeeeeexactly! :)
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:icontheinfinityskull:
TheInfinityskull Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If only....
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:iconsapphire-kitty:
Sapphire-Kitty Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Omg my god. I'm not even into TF2, but I'm impressed. Good job. 
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:iconson0fgrim:
Son0fgrim Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2015
now add all the new ones
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:iconjupitergrace:
JupiterGrace Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hhahaha nic work, this makes me TF2
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:iconcyberheinrich:
Cyberheinrich Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2015
That is beyond impressive! Your art skills are great (as I'm sure you've been told many times), and I like how you put in little funny background events. Plus the background itself is beautiful.
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:iconchristmasgala:
Christmasgala Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2015  New Deviant
Christmas Rash on the fur.ly/cjuw  because too much cheap and good things for you and news ideas for the wearing 
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:iconclumsyzadrick:
ClumsyZadrick Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015  Student Artisan Crafter
Cool!
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:iconalexsiara:
alexsiara Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i feel like i just went on an adventure. 
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:iconsonicgirll770:
sonicgirll770 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015  Student Digital Artist
is dat a cow head ?
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:iconjosuaartdesigns:
JosuaArtDesigns Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Literally TF2 in one (giant) picture :D
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:iconliwian:
Liwian Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015  Student Digital Artist
ohmygod
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:iconnekochan1998:
nekochan1998 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015
Wow. What can I say but wow xx genius stuff x
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:iconreidepenguin:
REIdepenguin Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
lol
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:iconchase1146:
chase1146 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015
this accurately explains tf2
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:iconcataphractz:
cataphractz Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015  Hobbyist
holy shit
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:iconljslarsson:
LJSLarsson Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015
What an absurdly funny idea. :-)
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:iconnekochan1998:
nekochan1998 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015
Agreed X)
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:iconb00m-ls-a-technocat:
B00m-ls-A-TechnoCat Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
longcat
is long.
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:icongolden-kitkat:
Golden-KitKat Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wait, is that Napstablook?Napstablook Icon
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:iconfrankiestinkbomb:
FrankieStinkBomb Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
no. thats the ghost from TF2 you can tell because the top of the tophat is torn off and is flopping up.
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:icongolden-kitkat:
Golden-KitKat Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ohhh. It just happened to look like Napstablook.
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:iconfrankiestinkbomb:
FrankieStinkBomb Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ya know what this game needs? needs more hats. MORE HATS?! WERE SURROUNDED BY HATS! yknow not like that much just like..two cubic tons.. TWO CUBIC TONS?! yknow just likenolike just like a little pile over there.. like..two cubic tons
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TWO CUBIC TONS OF HATS I- HEY LOOK WHAT I FOUND! *BOOM* AAAGH*
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:iconnightchildmoonchild:
nightchildmoonchild Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Oh wow!:wow:
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:iconangusmctavish:
AngusMcTavish Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015
BONUS HATS!  :D

Awesome job on this!
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:iconthedragon-king:
TheDragon-King Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i don't see the point and shoot
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:iconozzie423:
Ozzie423 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015  New Deviant
Maxes severed head isnt there or maybe i just cant see it
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:iconthatguywiththegibus:
ThatGuyWithTheGibus Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015
Found my hat!
Also, this should be its own hat.
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:iconwhatthepasta:
WhatThePasta Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015
thats dedication right there
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:iconbobneverdraws:
bobneverdraws Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
funny 
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:icontelekotha:
telekotha Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015  New Deviant
Oh nice...?
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:iconsnipethecyborg:
SnipetheCyborg Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015  New Deviant Student Digital Artist
Wow... THIS... OMG... .0.
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:iconcaprica-6:
caprica-6 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015
This is just bloody impressive! I am speechless! 
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:iconfugifugi:
FugiFugi Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015
THE DEDICATION
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:iconmarjoleinb:
MarjoleinB Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, this is what you can call a masterpiece.
This is awesome!
I never have seen something like this XD

BTW how long did it took you to draw all of them?
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:iconmimihollow:
MimiHollow Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
This took ambition. So.. much.. patience...
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:iconheavyoak:
heavyoak Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
well now. thats impressive. you should make a different version that has all the unusual effects.
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:iconshibalt:
ShibaLT Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015  Student Artist
I like the hat.






twitchKappa 
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